MT Comment & Humour Other people’s money
By Terry Waite - 16/07/2008
As I write it has just been announced that another group of top “bosses” are in line to receive a six-figure bonus. This time it is for improvements to the railway system. Of course many readers love this sort of thing and can’t get enough of it, but I wonder if I am in the minority in finding the whole business distasteful in the extreme?
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